THE DIFFERENT TYPE OF GAYS!!!!

THE DIFFERENT TYPE OF GAYS!!!!

Last week my neighboor w/ a gay child asked me
(Chan, bakit yung anak ko Bakla pero di naman mukang bakla???)
Chan my son is gay but he don’t look like a GAY???
-I hope this could help her…. To answer her question…

Actually this is not official its like my own research and observation…
And some help of my friends….

OK!!! Did you guys know that there are types of gays….
So if your curious about your gayness or your gay son… hope this could help..

TRIVIA:
Hir in Philippines Gay (in tagalog “BAKLA”), sounds ugly,discusting and unpleasant right!!!!
But that’s the way it is… WALA NA TAYONG MAGAGAWA! (we cant do anything about it!)

1.)Gays that wear dresses,long beautiful hair, female voice, have boobs, beautiful face and specially
Have (TOOOTHHH,female organ) because of some MAJOR2x PACKAGE SURGERY!!!!
Are called “TRANSGENDER”!!!! means TRANSFORM!!GENDER!
(So if ambisyosang kang bakla porket mahaba na ang buhok mo at my suso kana ngunit my lawit kapa
Wag kang ambisyosa na feeling transgender ka!!! GAY kapadin!!!ok! wag mag ilusyon huh!)

2.)Gays that have TYPE A: long hair,fake hair,wear dresses, fake boobs,muscles…???hehe
TYPE B:short hair,frustrated crossdresser, fake boobs + big muscles!!
Are called “GAYS(BAKLA)”… w/ 2 TYPES.. TYPE A & B so what type are you…
This gays are commonly we see in our community…

3.)Gays that physically kinda look like a guy… have short hair… male shoes,shirt,pants etc.. and act like a man in public… and talk like a man.. but never contact w/ girls……
Are called “GAYMEN” or “GAYGUY”… actually I cant find a tagalog word for this type… is it ok (BAKLANG LALAKE,pangit diba)hahha… I guess this is the type that I BELONG!!!! Hehe
This type is VERY VERY COMMON in our community!! Specially at my school hehe,,(DAMING PAMINTA)

4.)Gays that act like a man and definitely look like a man,talk like a man.. very straight!! And attracted w/ girls.. had an experienced w/ a girl.. and also w/ a guy! Hehehe.
Are called “BISEXUALS”…(SILAHIS)… This kind of gayness is very rare,,,,
Many GaYmen or Gayguy think that they are BISEXUALS… because they act like a man dress like a man etc. but prankly never had an experience w/ a girl!!! So his NOT a BISEXUAL instead what we call
GAYMEn or GayGuy…. (kaya wag kang pilita na bi. Ka… ehh wala ka namang GF!!!! At never kapang
Nagkagirlfriend)!!!!! (And if mahina ang SIGNAL ng GAYDAR mo sorry ka tE di mo to maamoy)
(So mother.. ingat ka sa best friend ng anak mo… baka bf nya pala yan!)(isa ka pa sis, baka kaya ka
Jinowa ni babaylan dahil type nya pala KUYA MOHH!!! Hahahaha!!!)

So That’s ALL hope you guys I mean gays what kind of gay you are….
But what ever we call it… transgender, gay A&B,GAYMEN,BISEXUALS!!!!!
The simpleist answer with that, we gays belong to the word what they call
“HOMOSEXUALS” period…
Its just like this HOMOSEXUALITY is like SCIENCE w/ different roots like
ANATOMY,BIOLOGY,CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS etc. wer every root have specialty…
Hope you guys love my article… and finally answered the question in your minds……
“WHAT KIND OF GAY AM I???” tsk.tsk.tsk